LOTI

Laughing On The Inside

Much more accurate than LOL, as how often are you really LOL when you say you are?

any sort of sentence where the over used LOL is used is a suitable place to insert a LOTI instead!

by SickOfLOL July 16, 2011

Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer March 14, 2012

lotionize

the act of putting lotion on.

I'm about to lotionize the crap out of my legs.

by courtski February 2, 2015

Corn Huskers Lotion

What my father uses when he's alone in the house.

My dad must've been using corn huskers lotion, this sock is wet and sticky.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

Permanent state of looting

When cops and security guards do nothing to stop thieves, which encourages more looting and theft. This phrase was invented by Tim Pool.

San Francisco is in a permanent state of looting

by Eushshtb June 16, 2021

lotis

Huge Pimp

Damn look at Merlin he is a huge LOTIS

by Lotis March 26, 2003

hand lotion bomb

Similar to a hand sanitizer bomb but the main ingredient being lotion. A bit messier to clean up, much more obvious to the afflicted.
See:
Lotion Bomb

"Damn it! Now I just got hit with a hand lotion bomb!"

by forerunnerrocker June 14, 2008