lonering

The act of being a loner or reflecting the qualities of a loner.

"What's that girl doing in that corner all by herself?"
"You know, just lonering."

"Sorry we weren't able to get you a seat next to us on the plane. Happy lonering for the next 8 hours!"

by Peggy the one and only July 5, 2012

Lognar

A small ugly dwarf who is typically homosexual. Enjoys rubbing his penis on other males. Often referred to as the "nub nub"

I saw a lognar once, it was gay.

by unclebobsticle September 26, 2006

logger

Someone who spends nearly all their time logged onto a pc or the internet.

You are a logger, because you log on!

by The Logger March 8, 2008

dick logger

One who takes a cigar cutter and puts it up their Vagina, then when one comes to have sex with them they get their dick cut off, since the logger would have an electronic device to initiate the cutting. Therefore the person with the cutter up their Vagina is a logger of dicks.

If you are too dumb to understand analogies, then go die.

lumberjack is to logging trees as dick logger is to logging dicks.

by battaglia RULES!!!!! December 13, 2006

Longer

What my dick is compared to yours!

Well I sure am longer than you!

by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019

Loggers

When your see a poggers but it's a log that's loggers

Loggers is log

by Fartman42069420 January 26, 2021

Lincoln Logger

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

by Schaft November 15, 2013