ghetto logic

Same as hood logic.

Logic used by uneducated people when forming an argument. When someone takes two things that are not related in any way and tries to tie them together to make a point.
Reid: I know you are going to get drunk tonight cause your name is Ryan.
Ryan: Dude, I can't even argue with that fuckin ghetto logic.
by OldManFerg2 January 20, 2007
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Raj Logic

A revolution in modern day thinking. A world where things we wouldn't do in fear of getting caught, Raj Logic would allow it to be perfectly clear. Getting technology that doesn't work in our world will work in the Raj Logic world. Physics can be made up, just by multiplying by the Raj constant, a miraculous adjustment factor which is found by very sophisticated answer look up in the back of the book routines. Raj Logic would allow you to leave behind a bunch of nuts to find your way back.
Sachit can't get his PS3 work, clearly he wasn't using Raj Logic!
by Raj Logic's Friends May 19, 2007
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Comic Logic

The suspension of disbelief that allows comic-book & sci-fi fans to gloss over certain facts that would otherwise cause them to argue for weeks, months, years online.

Examples:
1) Popular movies that have loud explosions taking place in the airless vacuum of space.

2) Green Lantern flying somewhere when he could just have his ring instantly teleport him to where he wants to go.

3) Batman not just shooting The Joker in the head & being done with it.
Fanboy: I thought it was cool when Spider-Man had organic web-shooters.

Shop Owner: Maybe. But shouldn't he have been shooting the webs out his ass then?

Fanboy: Comic logic, dude! Nobody wants to see that!!
by wesley2006 January 24, 2008
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Em-Logic

when you adopt or buy an animal because you feel like the animal would suffer since you would be depriving it of your love
Em-Logic is a real thing all animal lovers suffer from.
by animalzRock20 October 30, 2017
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Geddo logic

The act of using an arguement that directly contends or does not aid ones aim/point in an insult comeback. This form of insult comeback was originally created by A. Geddo. Geddo Logic is usually used in a frivilous or retarded manner and takes the place of a response in the form of a question.
How am I dumb? I live near a school.
How am I racist? My dads from Argentina.
How is it obvious? We're on TS.
How am I gay? My parents had me.
...Geddo Logic
by David J King April 12, 2007
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Chinese logic

The logic employed in Chinese-speaking communities throughout the world. Linked closely to Chinese language and culture and, as such, often confuses and confounds outsiders.
A: Check it out. A guy from Taiwan submitted a resume to us that includes his blood type. What's up with that?

B: Get with the program. He's just using Chinese logic. They include that information on resumes over there.
by Amy Wang December 11, 2006
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band logic

Another word for "stupid" a.k.a. the opposite of logic. While the term originates from nonsensical events that occur in band or other organized groups, it can also be applied in situations outside of such groups.
I have no clue. That's some serious band logic.
by idontknow69 October 29, 2010
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