lady five fingers

your masturbation hand, masturbating

"I wondered if it were a capital crime in this joint to get caught having an affair with "lady five fingers""
-Pimp: the story of my life, by Iceberg Slim

by asdfads September 16, 2007

lady and the tramp

Eating either end of any food until you meet in the middle.

"I don't have a knife to split that cupcake, let's just lady and the tramp it."

by quipish August 7, 2012

ain't lady less she over 280

It's a chubby chaser's way of saying unless she's 280 she ain't their type of girl

Feller: What do you think of big girls?
Guy: Well she ain't lady less she over 280

by the greedy talker June 2, 2016

Lady Friend

A person you are seeing, dating, or perhaps even sleeping with, but isn't technically considered your girlfriend. Somewhere between a casual date and an actual girlfriend.

Sorry, guys. I'm hanging out with the lady friend tonight.

by Anonymous Lurker December 20, 2005

lady town

slang for vagina, see also vajayjay

"I do not know you well enough to let you near my lady town!"

by LSUbelle January 8, 2008

Lady Boog

A phrase invented by the Pakistani Telecommunications Authority, referring to a female's vaginal discharge

That slut left Lady Boog all over my schlong. Next time I'll just axe the weasel

by ManofHorse February 6, 2012

Lady Broner

When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.

Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.

Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.

Girl 1: You are fucked.

by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012