buck laser

when your father fries your gaped asshole to a crisp with a magnifying glass and sunlight

andrews got a D- in history so his dad tied him up and gave him a mean buck laser out back

by chdhf January 4, 2017

Skull Lease

A lengthy prison term -- usually reserved for life-sentences -- that indicates the prisoner's future housing agreement. Referenced in the infamous Frank Ocean song "White Ferrari", off of the Blonde album: "You dream of walls that hold us in prison, it's just a skull lease, that's what they call it."

Them Alphabet Boys snagged Rodney for life, boy had to sign a skull lease.

by Mr. Grapedrink May 21, 2019

chris lease

fucking retarded

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid

by goeber May 23, 2019

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Mexican laser tag

When one flicks a cigarette butt at another in attempt to hit them

Zack- “you ever play Mexican laser tag?” *flicks cig at tow truck driver”

by Tabber September 1, 2021

Laserna

One of the biggest bitches alive.
Teaches Spanish at The Haverford School.
Everyone hates her and wishes she was dead but she still teaches.
Has at least 5 chins and 2 inches of white makeup.
Brought a real cool kid to the Honor Council last year for skipping class once.

Laserna sucks Ben Rein's dick.

by Sex God April 11, 2005