lapp

a term used to coin utter rubbish that someone else is saying or doing. similar to nonsense or shenanigans.

Devin shah does way too much lapp.

by sheeennn August 14, 2012

turd lapper

one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water

"look at that turd lapper"

by AJR1960 September 14, 2007

Lip Lapper

A lesbian having oral sex.

That dyke over there looks like a real Lip Lapper.

by knotnice September 8, 2010

lappish tea-drinking traditions

Used in reference to the vulgar lappish tradition of pouring volatile horse-manure tea down the throats of foreigners, usually resulting in extreme paranoia and occasional outbreaks of dysentery.

It was a terrible affair, they went lappish tea-drinking traditions on the poor guy.

by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004

lappy

lots of lap or alot of fat on your lap therefore making it lappy which comes in handy for a stripper to give you a lap dance; Also a very sexual lapdance

Girl:Omg I'm Wet

Guy:Cause I gave a great lappy

by piexx September 8, 2006

Lappeism

noun,
-noun,
1. lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.

2. being able to piss off anyone by just looking at them.
3. being a cock-block to all of your friends.
4. being a cock-blocker to yourself.

Some how Kevin's lappeism managed to piss off his hot neighbor.
On Friday night Kevin really showed off how his lappeism manages not to get him laid.

by victomtoit May 29, 2011

larpy

The feeling of fatigue and/or lethargy succumbing to the point of disability as a result of ingesting certain chemical compounds.

After doubling the prescribed dose of the codeine hit, she was so larpy that she used the building’s marble façade as a pillow.

by machBailz May 18, 2007