A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.
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After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.
"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."
"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."
"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."
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Also see Kleenex fuck and fuck 'n' chuck
Q: Who was that girl I saw you with last night?
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
A: Just a Kleenex. She blew me but she's nothing special.
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by Willackie7 June 13, 2018
Get the Keline mug.refers to any Indians in Malaysia. They were called "Kelings" in the olden days. The word Keling came from the sound that their bangles made which they wore around their hands.
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Tend to be big dudes, and are of a bigger build than your average male. This may directly relate to the Neanderthal era when Skull crushing was the Sunday sport, usually won by a Kleintges, Big hands means holding four joints at once is not a problem, while also holding multiple beers in one hand. This leaves the other hand free to change Tuunes on the laptop.
Males
Tend to be big dudes, and are of a bigger build than your average male. This may directly relate to the Neanderthal era when Skull crushing was the Sunday sport, usually won by a Kleintges, Big hands means holding four joints at once is not a problem, while also holding multiple beers in one hand. This leaves the other hand free to change Tuunes on the laptop.
by DavieSchlong April 23, 2010
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