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Kiwi

when you talk in "kiwi" (surprisingly no New Zeeland connotations) you pitch you voice extremely high and squeal words in an irritating fashion elongating random vowels.
Such as kiwi would sound more like “KiieeWieeey
by QQ and Kiwi August 29, 2009
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Kiwi Shutt

Kiwi Shutt was a creature that fell from space in 1230AD and was an egg for thousands of years until 1996 where the Kiwi Shutt hatched and took on human form, Kiwi Shutt is actually an mutant alien from a distant planet, many people know this but are to afraid to admit it.

Usually Long Dark Hair with Bright Blue Eyes,
Translated as "Little Dark One"
Appearance is usually as follows;
Long Billowing Cloaks/Coats,
Dark Clothing,
Black Hair,
Bright Eyes.
A Kiwi Shutt is a friendly creature with a strange personality and strange behavioural patterns, sometimes it make be friendly and peppy but other times it may be aggressive and hostile.
Procede With Caution!
A Kiwi Shutt walked past me and its thick leather coats craped my skin!
by Yalton December 11, 2011
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Kiwi Shot

Before i explain what i kiwi shot itself is i must first say that Kiwi is a brand of shoe polish.

a kiwi shot is called such because of the brand of shoe polish that is used and a kiwi shot is when you kick someone in the ass so hard they can taste the polish on your boots.
He insulted me so i gave the guy a Kiwi Shot.
by Pandagog February 13, 2012
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kiwi fuzz

Hair being longer than peach fuzz but shorter than full hair. (Ie. Facial hair is longer than pech fuzz but not a full beard yet)

-defined in Wichita ks (THJLD)
I have some kiwi fuzz going on with my beard right now.

Her pubic hair was kiwi fuzz.
by Mismatched sock lifestyle February 12, 2015
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Kiwi

A girl that's is crazy about this person who she loves very much and tries every day to be happy
Kiwi is happy today is it real?
by Yatziry February 8, 2018
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Kiwi

He's a Kiwi
by Glitchingnames March 5, 2018
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Kiwi

Someone who decides to not drink and or smoke for what ever reason
“Yo Devin, can you stop being such a kiwi”
“Stop being a kiwi and take this bong rip
by Dom Canesi February 7, 2019
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