Ketchup Guy

One who puts ketchup on everything.

"Hey Blake, why are you putting ketchup on that? Jesus you're the ketchup guy."

by juicefang September 26, 2009

ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm June 2, 2015

Keeth

A mechanic man. He seems dull at first glance, but can fix a car in 0.2 nanoseconds.

Has a serious meth addiction.

Damn it Keeth stop smoking MY meth, get your own!

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

ketchup and mustard

What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.

Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.

by Mr. Q45 June 12, 2017

Ketchup fetish

When someone like Ketchup and wishes to have sexual relations with it. Fucking gross!!

I have a ketchup fetish, it's so wet.

by Charlie Wall August 8, 2018

kretchfoop

waste products of the process of Digestion.

Eric you are a fat piece of kretchfoop

by Doug Savage III June 24, 2003