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karol karma

Karol Karma is a rare type of guy. Karol Karmas probably like Scott Pilgrim, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Radiohead. They are devilishly charming and will often overthink about how to kabe don you. They love stickers. Often associated with the eh colors red, purple and black. Will do anything for the person they love.
Karol Karma is such an awesome dude.
by dicklover988 August 19, 2019
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dick karma

When you have been putting in your time and getting terrible dick but after all of your sacrifice you end up getting the best dick you’ve ever had. Or vice versa: you’ve had so much good dick lately that you know it’s your turn to have not the greatest dick.
“OKAY GIRL, don’t worry about his small peen. You’re just building up your dick karma” “woof you’re on a roll, be careful of the dick karma”
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Karma Houdini

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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karma stank

Infecting an entire area and/or other people with your own negativity
His karma stank really killed the mood of the whole party
by Melle113 March 10, 2016
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karma chameleon

1. We know that chameleons are reptile lizards that cange color in an instant, often due to emotion. A karma chameleon is a person who is a gung-ho supporter of a certain cause or celebrity and when things turn out different or when something is discovered about the said hero ('pillar of the community') that person claims that s/he never was a fan in the first place. Such people switch sides, allegiences and opinions in an instant, they deny and lie in order to look 'cool'.

2. A number one hit for the British band Culture Club. It was the biggest hit for the year 1983 in the UK, topping the charts fot 6 weeks and it also hit #1 in Australia, Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Holland, New Zealand, Norway, apartheid South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, and the US where it was at #1 for 3 weeks during the harsh winter of 1984. It hit #2 in West Germany, #3 in Austria and #8 in then Communist Poland.
1. Bubba was a Ted Nugent, he never served during the Vietnam War but he cheered for it, claimed that nobody had a right to oppose it. Years later he says it was a waste yrt he brings up that 'Jane Fonda' shit all the time. IOW, he's a karma chameleon.
2. JackOff Jimmie is an armchair warrior asshole, watching war drama on TV and cheering, 'Yaaayyyy! Kick some ass! Kill dem Ayy-RABS! Nuke em to hell, yeah!' with a beer in one hand and playing pocket pool with the other. Afghanistan, Iraq, Haiti, Libya, whatever. HE'S a 'Patriot', ya see. Now that the US is leaving Afghanistan he suddenly 'was against it all along'. Don't give us veterans that 'karma chameleon' shit, chickenhawk!!!
3. Geeky Jee LOOOOVED Donnie Douchebag Trump, saw his tantrumy 'innauguration' on TV and is a total starfucker. Now that everybody can see what an evil fascist pig and traitor Spanky Don really is, Geeky Jee is now deserting the sinking ship and really 'never liked' that pussy-grabbing piece of shit. Where were YOU, karma chameleon?

4. Tommie thinks he's so 'cool'. In 1988 when the Cincinnati Bengals were headed to Super Bowl XXIII he was instantly and always a Bengals fan. When the Bengals bungled and got smashed big time by the San Francisco 49ers in the 1989 Game, the next day he is and always was a San Francisco 49ers fan.

5. 'Karma Chameleon' is a nice pleasant song from my senior year in HS.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 6, 2021
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the ultimate karma

Human's disregard for nature, other species etc. causing climate change that hurts humans, bad, real bad.
He’s late to veganism. The ultimate karma is alive and well.
by Old Spicey May 19, 2019
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Take the Karma

To refuse compensation for a good deed, preferring instead to take the rewards in some future life or experience. To "Take the Karma" means that you expect no immediate material reward for your good deed.
"Here, let me pay you some gas money for giving me a ride."
"No thanks dude, I'll take the Karma."
by Henry Skookum October 15, 2010
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