Jukebox Pressure

The pressure one feels when choosing songs to play that the whole bar will like.

Jukebox pressure caused me to play "Sweet Child of Mine" when I really wanted to hear some Sinatra.

by Nick Druga February 14, 2007

Dick in the jukebox

when one is taking an excessive amount of time to get ready and pisses his or her friends off

"Hey Doug! Stop puttin your dick in the jukebox and let's GOOOOO!!" "Chill the fuck out Darrel!"

by The Flying Cock April 29, 2010

Juke

To jam it up someones ass without lube

Andre got juked my Disel in Prison.

by Woo! August 11, 2004

Jaked

1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage

1) That kid on that bike just got jaked.
2) My internet connection was jaked last night.

by Jakage February 25, 2005

juke

To stroke you penis. Whack Off.

Rapilgrim likes to juke to monkey porn/

by bigigilgrim June 15, 2004

juke

To stab, or to have sex.

A yo me and home girl was "juken" all night!

by JESS-MAN!!! May 13, 2003

Jumed

The past tense of jume, which is the opposite of want.

I jumed to visit my Dad’s yesterday, but my Mom made me.

by Thenumber1red March 19, 2021