Jaffa

A male who can't produce sperm, Jaffa being derived from the title of a fruit company whose Oranges are seedless.

Patrick can't have children, he's a Jaffa.

by Anonymous1337 April 3, 2007

jaffatut

Literally excreting jaffacakes. This term originates from two individuals in the southern parts of England. Jaffa being the product name of JaffaCakes and TUT being the shortened version of tutty meaning shit.

what a jaffatut

what a jaffatatutting time

i need to jaffatut

by Ads March 11, 2005

Jaffar Trim

The Jaffar Trim is typically seen in Pakistani men, it is the elite of "Bad Trims." You can usually get one at a turkish barber or from maggz.

Love from r6.

Good evening mandem, have you taken a look at my Jaffar Trim?

Oh yeah mate, absolutely magnificent.

by fy.uhh April 19, 2021

Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.

Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"

by thomas!!!! May 25, 2011

Unlucky Jeff

An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.

Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.

by I’m very cool November 16, 2018

jeff jarret

See Triple H but change the following:

"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.

Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009