Jason

a guy typically born in the 70's who is very attractive, known to be well endowed and a hit with the ladies.

"Man who is that guy over there with all the chicks?"
"Oh, thats just Jason."

by DaMan1975 February 3, 2010

Jadon

He is THE Snickle god. He is like no other. If you happen to cross a Jadon, immediately start worshiping him. If you are nice enough, he may follow you, and if he does this rare move, care for it, feed it and praise it. If you own a Jadon you could may possibly be granted immortality.

Wait, is that a Jadon?

It is! Get on your knees quick!

by Karen Underwood October 26, 2019

Jason

Jason is the type of kid to go afk while gaming to go simp for a girl. Never can trust this fuck. You’ll be mid game and he will just leave the squad behind. TBH not for the boys and his girl always trying to pull him away. tough life, we always hope jason can hop on for gaming sesh but his simping abilities don’t allow him to.

Mom you know that kid Jason? Kids a simp. Didn’t even play with the boys last night :(

by roguearmy October 24, 2020

Jason

A guy that is old school, he will treat you like his Queen so treat him decent, he is loyal and a hard worker. Don’t cheat on this guy as he is a real keeper and your Parents will adore him.
He is funny as hell, so much so even his farts will make you laugh.

If you decide to have kids with him, no doubt he will be the best father ever.

A Jason can cook, clean and knows how to love.

Don’t fuck with him though cause he will ram a foot up your arse as he boots you out the door.

“Have you met that Jason guy yet?, he’s hot as hell and sure knows how to fuck...oh and he’s a funny guy”!!!

by This is funnier February 25, 2019

Jason

From a Lazarbeam video

Lazarbeam: Jason is so proud of me
Jason: I am so proud of you

by An Indian man🇮🇳 August 27, 2019

Jason

the cutest hottest most amazing boyfriend on the entire earth and no one can ever be even close to as perfect as him

10-26-06

Prince charming jason , romeo, <3

by dudeeee383 October 16, 2008

Jaxson

Really strong, The girls love him to death, but they are really shy to tell him. The guys are jelious they just want to dis on him because he has a sexy body and they dont. All the guys want to make him not hang around them. He of couse all Jaxson ive know have a Big giant humogous Cock. He is really smart and handsome. All the ladies want to grind on him, but hes to shy to say yes or reply. He is a fighter, they are in good shape and girls drool over Jaxson. They will always get a six pack. If they look a little skinny or just a little bit of weight he will get a pack. He is bulky. All the guys dissing on the Jaxson is jelous and to stupid to admit it and Fags who do cause he is cooler than you.

Guy: This shit aint true

Girl: I bet it is

Guy: i bet he has a small cock

Girl: Jaxson come here

Jaxson: Ya

Girl: Pull down your pants

Jaxson: Why

Girl:To prove you have a big Cock

Jaxson: Uhh ok

"Pulls down pants"

Guy and Girl: HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING HUGE
P.S.: Girl gets horny and later that day gets fucked by Jaxsons Huge cock.

by cheese gen November 9, 2016