Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

jihad jacket

A jihad jackets is a jacket with explosives sewn into it, commonly used as a means for a suicide bombing.

His YouTube channel was on how to make

fireworks, not jihad jackets to blow up the local market.

by Waldosan July 25, 2017

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

Kenny Jackett

Rhyming slang for Packet, i.e. a bag of cocaine

Right, it's Friday, who's getting the Kenny Jacketts in?

by Brett Mandrake January 6, 2019

Summer Jacket

A phrase to refer to a person who hasn’t been circumcised or never will

“Nigga you got a tiny dick.”
“Man you just mad I don’t have a summer jacket.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Look it up in urban dictionary.”

by ratmeatyt February 10, 2021

Northbay Dinner Jacket

Candian Wood Cutter's Jacket, warn to dinners and other special occasions.(kind of like a sportcoat for Canadians)..ECT.
Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.

Ryan, you looked really good tonight at dinner in your new sportcoat (Northbay dinner jacket) considering you chopped down trees all day wearing it.

by Ysidro April 6, 2009