Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

iPhone STD

You look at so much porn on your phone that it gets a virus...

"I looked at so much porn on my cell it caught a virus...dam iPhone std!"

by Drebob35 April 16, 2017

Iphone Drop test

a genius drops a mobile device on the floor, and you will never guess what happens!

wassup guys, techrax here and today I have the new Iphone 6, so we are going to be doing an Iphone Drop Test today!

by JoeWobbler December 8, 2017

iPhone charger

A magical creation made only for people who truly understand the importance of battery life.

Me: Hey, does anyone have an iPhone charger?

Friend: Yeah, here. You can use mine.

Me: Oh, my god! You’re a life saver, man! I owe you one!

by LucyD_atlulutown.weird June 15, 2018

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

iPhone communist

A person who declares himself 'communist' and posts a lot of anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist bullshit on internet but actually enjoys the products of capitalism on a daily basis. (iPhone, McDonalds...)

Do you know Mike? Yes, he is bragging all day about corporations controlling the world. Look at him! He is eating in McDonald's, drinking Coca Cola and posting communist memes on iPhone! He is a real iPhone communist!

by cvejanoff July 16, 2018