Illegal

Stuff that breaks laws and physics

A 4 block wide chest is illegal

by Themightyade July 2, 2020

illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!

Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans

by Space invader August 20, 2020

Illegal

That one friend who commits all types of crimes so you just call them "illegal".

Me: Hey what you doin?
Friend: Uh u know just uploading a virus to the school network
Me: bruh stop being an illegal.

by JustC4llMePro May 6, 2021

doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015

illeglawl

A kind of illegality that is laughed at, rather than taken seriously. alt spelling: illeglol

A: Isn't it illegal to honk like that?

B: Probably. More importantly, it's illeglawl.

by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

illegal

Used to describe something in a positive manner.
Can be used in place of words like cool dope gangsta trill etc.

"That shit was so Illegal!"
"Whenever me and buddy chill it gets so illegal"

by skr0oface December 22, 2008