izantilor

i large hairy monster some say exists in the third dimension. equiped with enough semen to drown a small village

man watch out for that izantilor

by allmightymassivepennis June 9, 2011

i want u

I want you is basically saying to someone that you want their balls in your mouth, or boobs.

"I want u so bad"
"Ok ill put my balls in your mouth."

by variskai July 18, 2022

i want to unalive myself

When you want to die but you can't say "I wanna die" because of demonitaisation

Timmy (he is a nerd): DUDEEE WE HAVE 3 EXAMS IN 3 WEEKS!!! LESSSGO
Me: I want to unalive myself

by Fuck me:) December 19, 2022

All I Want For Christmas Is You

A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.

Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow

by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022

iWank

when ones ipod/iphone is filled with porn, to an extent that over 6/8 of the memory is being used for porn

ong thats not an ipod, thats an iwank!!!

by Da Scrummage King April 23, 2010

i want someone to put a bullet through my head

i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself

Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol

by bunny_adipshit November 19, 2021

Iwantattention Syndrome

Someone who either pretends to be depressed on social media, or is really depressed, but can’t act like an adult and go to a therapist

This pussy just has Iwantattention Syndrome

by FetusJuice27 July 20, 2018