lemonade hose twisty wisty

masturbation, more used as handjob
Lemonade hose - penis
Twisty wisty - to stroke

My uncle used to give my lemonade hose twisty wisty until my dad caught him and beat him with a shovel.

lemonade hose twisty wisty by nujahuja May 26, 2022

lemonade hose 

Your penis, ding a ling, dick

I give my lemonade hose twistie wisties

lemonade hose by Gethbejejejswu June 13, 2022

Rubber hose style 

an art style used mostly used in the 1920's and 1930's. it has the most cartoon logic ever and has a lot of sexualized stereotype girls in it for some reason.

person 1: "the Rubber hose style sure is weird!"
person 2 "you can say that again 🙄😒"

Rubber hose style by Maxinezz May 30, 2023

bust a hose 

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

bust a hose by dom s December 24, 2007

Yellow fire hose 

A sex act in which the man pisses instead of cumming in a girl's vagina or ass

Doctor: You're vagina has an infection.
Woman: That dick! He must of gave me a yellow fire hose!

Yellow fire hose by wvmgmidget October 22, 2014

Alabama garden hose 

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

Alabama garden hose by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

chewed garden hose 

The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.

I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.

chewed garden hose by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017