Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Headliner

A crazy person that’s in their 40’s that likes to stalk young men if you ever come across a “headliner” stay away from that person

Anna: omg i just came across a headliner

Justin: Wait really??!! You need to contact bighit ASAP !!!

by lolibicccc September 2, 2019

hollywood healy

somebody who wants to be great but is actually a sda little cunt who'd get banged for being a cunny.

look hollywood healy he is so bent.

by SeanX May 13, 2003

polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you

John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock

by Haaksan May 3, 2016

Aaron Healy

Aaron Healy is the biggest bitch

Aaron Healy is a bitch that wont fight back

by mcrice64 October 8, 2019

Headlight

Verb: To put a bud in the end of a cigarette and smoke it.
Noun: A bud in the end of a cigarette.

Verb:
Hey you want to smoke a bowl?
Nah I'm just going to headlight it.

Noun:
Hey are you guys smoking a joint?
No, its a headlight.

by Roysten April 4, 2009