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Halseysexual

someone who is attracted to Halsey. Singer-songwriter, maker of Badlands, Hopeless Fountain Kingdom, and Manic, and grammy nominated superstar.
me: i’m Halseysexual
friend: what the fuck
by swagswag10 December 30, 2020
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HASBÈYN

Beyoncè, a known Hasbèyn and pick me whose stans consist of jobless, f@t, fagg0ts and self hating women, who sit around all day attacking artist who clearly have better commercial success than her. They brag about her awards when majority of them are bought, and talk about her touring like she doesn't hand free tickets out and has been caught faking streams for lemonade, which was a poor attempt at recreating a pimp to a butterfly by kendrick lamar. She lacks originality, just like her @$$.

E.g bèybèyl sings about black women empowerment, but had 80 white men make a pick me album about her cheating husband, goonz, then passed it off as a story about black love, acceptance and forgiveness.

E.g bèybèyl can't make a b-b-l look real even if she tried to.

E.g bèybèyl jumps on hot remixes or duets to score hits because she can't do it solo. Her last Worldwide hit, halo was in the George Bush administration, 2008. Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson were still alive at the time. She's a FLOP!
Beyoncè is a Hasbèyn, a flop and her behind lacks originality just like her music. Despite been active for over 24 years, and with fans pushing 40 like her, her relevance ends in bought awards, fake streams and the mind of her fans.
by Mxnster May 7, 2021
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haseulsv

one of my best mutuals. i love her. i want to own a hotdog stand with her.
have you heard of haseulsv? oh you mean the beautiful woman obsessed with hotdogs? yeah shes my gf
by kanaof4rt May 27, 2021
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i-hasbeen

an outdated/redundant apple macintosh product up to and inclueding usually only 6 months old from new. Society, peers and retail stores pressure us to update to the new 'i' product the instant it is released.
"Dude I camped outside Dick Smith last night so i could be the first fuckwit with the i-pad 5"
" snap out of it ya stooge! dont you realise you will be back there in 6 months camping out again when it becomes an

i-hasbeen"
by chrisee t November 9, 2012
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Fanny Hasbeen

A term applied to males exhibiting stark changes in behaviour and personality following the introduction of attractive, bow-legged females into their everyday life.

Previous behavioural traits, pre-FH status:
-Emotional unavailability
- Acting cavalier when faced with most females
- Interacting minimally or on a needs only basis
- Frequently sleeping with multiple women simultaneously
- Travelling the world and living a generally high octane lifestyle

New behavioural traits, post-FH status:
- Enjoying the company of one particular female on a consistent basis, coupled by little to no interest in resuming ones formerly cavalier lifestyle
- Spending Friday nights in, deriving pleasure from traditionally middle-aged activities such as wine and/or Marmalade tasting sessions
- Wearing woollen sweaters
- Taking long sleeps, followed by further naps throughout the day
Man 1: Have you seen Rhys lately? Seems like he hasn't been out in a while.
Man 2: Nah man, he's a lost cause. That girl's turned him into a right Fanny Hasbeen.
Man 1: Bummer, was hoping he could sort me guest list to XOYO on Saturday.
by Hugo Moustachio June 21, 2015
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Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.
Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?
by I can't be blank July 9, 2010
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hassenpfeffer

A German Stew made from rabbit.

Also a Hilarious insult to call someone who is being a little girl. Also good to be used after you have been killed while playing a game of Call of Duty against your friends.
You just killed me you stupid hassenpfeffer!

Did you see nathan's new haircut?
Yeah, what a hassenpfeffer
by Bouron March 5, 2010
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