Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.

Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!

by bjmike January 14, 2010

Hambones

A pair of undeniably delicious thighs.

You know what I’m taking about. You literally JUST pictured them.

I bet you’re STILL thinkin’ about those fine-ass hambones..

by Cakelad February 5, 2021

dutch harbor

while screwing a girl doggie-style, an ice cube is inserted in her ass, while screaming, 'well ain't that the deadliest catch!'

'that girl is looking fine, i can't wait to dutch harbor her.'

'betty's walking funny, i bet she got dutch harbored last night.'

by kymmy g August 2, 2008

market harborough

small market town in the south midlands full of middle class wankers

market harborough is the place where i'm goin down the sugar loaf, fuck me even that place is full of middle class wankers

by the communistti December 31, 2011

Haramboner

Getting an erection due to being sexually attracted to Harambe the gorilla.

See Harambeosexual.

Jeff got a Haramboner when he saw Harambe.

by ecksDEEEE August 18, 2016

Hairy Harmonica

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.

Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.

by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

Oak Harbor

A small city on Whidbey Island. It rains 360 days a year. The rest of the time it is windy and dark. Local entertainment is mainly the local movie theater, which doesn't get mainstream movies until they come out on Betamax or VHS. We're still waiting for Titanic to be released here. Also inhabited by thousands-upon thosands of Asians. The official language of Oak Harbor is either Tagalog or Tagalog.

John: Another beautiful day in Oak Harbor!
Matt: Rain?
John: Yep.

John: Let's find out what's at the movies...
Matt: Wow, finally Purple Rain has came here!

by Anonymous Guy Person Man March 15, 2007