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Hanzen

That one guy that's always flexing how good he is at minecraft. Also most likely has MVP+ on Hypixel. Probably obsessed with dogs, especially pugs.
Casual minecraft player: Oh my god. That kid's a sweat at minecraft.
Casual minecraft player 2: Oh, it's probably just a Hanzen.
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taylor hanson

The middle brother of late 90's pop group Hanson who got his 18 year old girlfriend pregnant and married her before he was even old enough to drink legally in the USA.
Brian so pulled a Taylor Hanson. Him and Michelle are set to get married in a month and she's 4 months pregnant.
by Ava May 13, 2005
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hassenpfeffer

A German Stew made from rabbit.

Also a Hilarious insult to call someone who is being a little girl. Also good to be used after you have been killed while playing a game of Call of Duty against your friends.
You just killed me you stupid hassenpfeffer!

Did you see nathan's new haircut?
Yeah, what a hassenpfeffer
by Bouron March 5, 2010
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Hånden

Hånden means Viktor in latin, and is also the name of the best Viktor player in League Of Legends on the Eroupe West server. Some say that he could easily beat Faker.
Wow that viktor is really good. Must be one of Hånden's smurfs
by 123man123 June 16, 2016
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jade hanson

a jade hanson is a gay lesbian cupcake bondage rape dungeon dragon slayer with mint eyeliner. when you see her in the streets i hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK, man down where you from jade hanson?
wow shes such a jade hanson
by lingling buk chow November 13, 2016
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Hansexual

You become hansexual when:

a) There's one person who's the exception to your sexual orientation.

b) One person changes your sexual orientation.
a) I know I'm lesbian but goddamn, I'd do crazy hansexual things to Brian Boitano.

b) Ya so Megan Fox is turning me hansexual...
by Justsomefoodforthought August 17, 2011
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Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
by Cunningham March 11, 2008
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