goot

I grew up in the south. We used "goot" interchanably with "goober", "goob", "geeb" - all words meaning "dick". As in "goothead", "goot smoocher", "goot gobbler" etc.

Danny finally got Ginger to pull his goot last night.

by Don Gootsnam December 13, 2006

Gootube

This is not a word but since ur already here I might as well say something. Youtube + Google = Gootube. As you can see today 11/6/06, google.com/firefox is messed up with half images of peoples head. Earlier today Youtube was messed up with some guys head also and I was unable to watch videos. This show that Google cannot handle youtube... Bunch of idiots... But I'm happy not for the two people who created Youtube... The Billionaires...

I posted My video on Gootube but the cassette got tangled up with pictures of fucktards.

by Neo D. November 6, 2006

goots

substance found in fast food undistinguishable by taste
or form, causing extreme twisting and churning of the bowels, leaving one wishing for death or immediate release of said goots.

Damn that chinese food was full of GOOTS, I can feel the bubbleguts already coming on!

by diaz January 6, 2004

gootch

Used to tell someone that they are wrong or that you are better than them.

Lick me Gootch man!!!

by Taste_my_steel February 11, 2006

groat my scroat

means anything depend when youre saying it .when annoyed with someone it will mean : oh go fuck off and rub ure moms vigina lips u loser! so thats groat my scroat

when anoyed it means: oh go fuck off and lick ure moms vigina lips u loser!

when in sex it will mean : o yea lick my gootch like that it feels good

and wen drunk and rowdy it means : im looking for a cheap hoocker to bang for tonight anyone know wher i can find one ?

so thats what groat my scroat means

by T,McLeod (Big Mac) February 25, 2010

Groober

A small thin homosexual male whom is only attracted to older, dominant Aboriginal males. They are usually extremely pale of skin and have a prepubescent cracking to their voice. Groobers are very proud individuals, and often showcase their pride by shouting "FUCK YOU! I'M GROOBER!"

Person 1: "Wow that guy totally has that nate dog's dick in his mouth!"
Person 2: "Oh man he's so skinny and pale, what a homo bitch!"

Person 1: " He's totally a Groober!"

Person 2: " I agree, his voice is cracking like a 12 year old."

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

goot

Goot is a synonym for a mans Penis. This word had its origin in 1989 in Pittsburgh, PA at a local private school in the Bethel Park PA area. Other synonymous words include: pecker, richard cranium, Dick Head , cock, monkey, little peter, johnson, free willie, the bone dancer, shlong, dong, wiener, he pussy, Mangina.

Ex. All the ladies love my goot.

by Darth Bader February 18, 2008