Gapper

The new red colored Cookie Monster look alike mascot for the Major League Baseball team the Cincinnati Reds.

"Gapper? What the hell happened to Mr. Redlegs?"

by me its just me April 24, 2009

gopher in the hole

when you have to poo and its starting to come out your ass and it goes in and out and you have to squeeze it with your ass cheeks

morgan: i just gophered

Jessica: you mean gopher in the hole

Morgan: sorry man i got it on your wall

by jdnyo February 14, 2009

Gomper

Someone who never shuts the fuck up.

Person 1: Ooooohhhhh my Gooooooddddd I hate that girl who sits next to me in AUDIO VIDEO PRODUCTION.

Person 2: Really now? Why's that, old sport?

Person 1: Because she's such a damn gomper!

by Ian Reiyn March 5, 2011

gopher

something unsightly, the penis

That kid had a big gopher.

by yoyofosho October 29, 2003

gopher girl

A low-ranking female coworker who does the bidding of her superiors in order to have purpose in the workplace.

"Why is Lisa even here? She just runs around as her boss's gopher girl."

by Spartiate January 9, 2015

Pokemon Gopher

A driver for someone who plays Pokemon Go and needs to focus on the game, not the road.

Paul says: I'm going to step up and call my Pokemon Gopher.
Alan says: Cool, can I ride?

by I-HATE-MINE July 15, 2016

Gipper

a word to describe a person always making a fool of themselves, or one who acts retarded, a quick fire reflex word when u cant think of a more offensive swear word.

bob ur such a gipper.
leave me alone... u...u...gipper

by 19dps89 January 8, 2008