Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

geerk

Feeling like someone punching you in the nose and then gives you a cookie.
Feeling angry and weird at the same time.

I feel geerk cause of a flat-earther pretending he's right.

by SuperCrackHead March 25, 2020

gnecky

a dogs ass crack

“Lord that gnecky lookin mighty fine i might have tap that”

“my dogs gnecky rlly be tempting me”

by SHUB KUN AKA MR KAWAII >///< X April 14, 2020

gnersk

That feeling when you do the dirty deed with the family dog

I love gnersking with the whole family on Christmas day

by Jiggarewa2 October 22, 2020

Gerk Jerkin'

when you jerk off with vinegar.

When you get named Gerk Jerkin' on discord

Adam: Have you tried jerking off with vinegar? the tingles are rather pleasant

Scott: I've been Gerk Jerkin' all my life

by Spoonyl0ve October 26, 2020

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

by TeenyWeeny25 November 3, 2020

Gherkinheaders

When you go the subway and get loads of red onion and lettuce, but you fancy a few Gherkinheaders to go on your butty.

Pyar red onion and lettuce Der plz lad.
A few Gherkinheaders as well if ya don't mind.

by Squirrel from de wirral November 13, 2020