Graft Gaff Shag

The typical Scottish lad lifestyle of getting into other girls, where;

1. Graft her on Snapchat, Messenger, etc.
2. Plan or arrange to meet at a Gaff (house party)
3. Shag (have sex) with the girl in a bedroom of the same party (or similar)

It is then customary to follow the Pump and Dump scheme to then repeat the process with a different girl.

"John you planning on getting stuck into Susan tonight?"
"Aye, doing the old Graft Gaff Shag with her"

by Jdiddee May 23, 2016

Gif-Gaff

A word (or words) that don't make sense or are jumbled in some way.

To tell you the truth, JF made a gif-gaff by saying fazz jestival instead of jazz festival.

by prometheus July 5, 2017

Rusty gaff

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook, or a lesser known but equally important powerful rusty hook.The main differences is that you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

When a gave the dutch woman a power rusty gaff it felt like pulling a tuna on board. She then wanted one rusty gaff a day to earn her citizenship.

by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

my boy dem run in my gaff

when the cops raid your crib to look for drugs

my boy dem run in my gaff

by Gordon_ August 17, 2023

gnarfest

n. a celebration involving a plethora of gnar, and a little fest thrown in the mix too. Not to be confused with a gnar party, which is of course the appropriate response when someone throws up a snatchies

God: pottery is a gnarfest
everyone ever: dude, whats pottery
God: dude, dont worry about it. Snatchies!
everyone ever: Gnarparty!

by LHS hombre November 8, 2006

Graffeces

The age-old art form of leaving poop stains in the shitter.

My wife often leaves poop-stains in the toilet. One day she called me at work and said that the poop stain bandit had struck again and I asked her if it was an act of graffeces? Needless to say it stuck, LOL.

by Poop Stains Hoenie August 30, 2009