glockout

When one decides to kill themself (clockout of life) with a handgun, namely a Glock.

Well, my life's gone to shit, time to glockout.

by SuperS4 January 8, 2018

Gloob

Verb: To love someone who's a a geek and a big blob of love.

Noun: Someone who is a big geek and blob of love.

"I gloober you"
"You big gloober"

by Cyndala July 2, 2018

Glock 17

The Glock 17 is a very popular handgun used by most national police forces and military.

I heard that the U.S Military uses Glock 17's.

by sentient m&m February 28, 2018

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies.

Man, I'm such a glonk today!

by Pussi_Power October 23, 2018

glock girl

A girl who calls herself a “glock girl” is a girl who thinks she’s tough and country. She normally wears jeans and constantly listens to modern country music.

Jake: Why does she post pictures of trucks and four wheelers when she works in an office all day?
Jim: She must think she’s a real glock girl.

by prisonpuppy101 March 3, 2019

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

Glonkerkle

When you’re listening to a song that is really emotionally fitting, on a streaming service, and you are scrolling through your library and accidentally play another song, thus ruining the emotional connection.

Oh fuck. I was listening to “Solar Song” by Alcest, and I accidentally clicked on “Volcanic Birth” by Dragged Into Sunlight, and even though that song kicks absolute ass, I was in a great mood and alcest was much more fitting. I got Glonkerkle.

by I’m going to play guitardrums August 4, 2019