The drive to the beach sucked because Hugh had some serious beer farts and it was raining. I couldn't open my window and my eyes were watering in that gastank.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
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Comes from gasterbajter which was German for Turkish and Serbian seasonal workers that came to Germany to make their living. Gastos, nowdays, is a name for every Serb or Croat that is living outside of their homeland.
by ohyouknow July 15, 2005
Get the gastos mug.(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
by phillydrifter April 12, 2011
Get the gastric fat-ass surgery mug.Glastonbury is the closest city to the Pilton Festival Of Performing Arts, otherwise known as the Pilton Pop Festival and incorrecly known as the Glastonbury Festival.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.
Pilton is 15 miles away from Glastonbury.
Unfortunatley the once beautiful City of Glastonbry the ancient isle of Avalon is constantly overrun by wankers who after 3 days of very badly played music, hallucinogenic drugs, mud and muggings that they are never going to leave. As there is nothing but a few cottages and some frightened residents (and no social security office) so the tree hugging tosspots (or hedgers as know locally) then head out of the countryside into the city Glastonbury where they do nothing but tell everyone they they should get back to nature.While simultaniously trying to move 6 of their dickhead friends into your garden shed to set up a comune.
They then get a heroin problem and die.
"hey dude ive just been dropped off ,is this Glastonbury? wheres the festival? Peace.."
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
"Its 15 miles up the road you twat! so why dont you peace off and do your fire juggling somewhere else. And stop banging those god damn drums. Fuckin Rizla Executives!"
by Vitaloverdose April 26, 2006
Get the Glastonbury mug.I think I have Gastroniggitis because I ate four pieces of fried chicken and now I am ready to sit in my favorite recliner and fall asleep.
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