fudge knuckle

to fist a male or female anally.

guy 1: did you go on that date last night?

guy 2: sure did, we went back to hers, she even let me fudge knuckle her.

by mykiemegatron April 23, 2010

fudgeable

Assignments, jobs, or tasks requiring little fore-thought or preparation.

Do I have to read the book first? No, this teacher's/professor's assignments are totally fudgeable.

Should I prepare a speech or is the topic fudgeable?

by Jack Rabbit Bo Babbit February 3, 2010

fudge fight

when two people press their butt cheeks together and simultaneously poo at each other

erin and simon had a fudge fight

by bspg March 21, 2010

pack your fudge

The act of packing someone's fudge; or fisting the living shit out of someone

Shut up before I pack your fudge stupid cunt

by Gregg November 29, 2016

fudge the bucket

to mess up, to eff up

Coontail, you have defaniantly gone and fudged the bucket now.

by drewxxx January 24, 2003

Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.

Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!

by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 26, 2010

fudge musket

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006