Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019

The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice

It is an accurate correlation of female youth and attraction. This is counter to the erroneous conception of women aging like a fine wine.

Guy one: She's smoking but how old is she?

Guy two : who cares, The fresher the fruit, the sweeter the juice, you know she's old enough with that body.

Guy one: I'm going for it, I hope she's 18 ;)

by Factzteller March 23, 2020

pine fresh

A term to describe a new thought line to address a solution to a deeply seeded sociopolitical issue. One that is aligned with progressive thought and attempts to breathe new life into everyone around it.

Oh - he’s the Pope and said it’s ok to be gay? If he means it, that’s so pine fresh.

by Justzisguyyaknow March 25, 2021

Slap it fresh

To present something new or old immediately for presentation to the current company.

I got that new video game, nigga.

Word son? Slap it fresh.

by Tebbo February 7, 2010

hol' a fresh

To take a bath.

Origin: Jamaican Patois. Fresh is a brand of soap hence the phrase, go hol' a fresh!
Translation: Go hold a fresh!

yute, you frownzy man!! go hol' a fresh!

by KoolnDeadly July 15, 2011

tell it to me fresh

Tell it like it is, give me the honest truth, or tell me the whole story just how it happened

"Dude, I have this crazy story to tell you about what happened to me today."
"Tell it to me fresh!"

by feralmaryl January 6, 2015

Salmo air freshener

A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.

Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016