early friender

Someone who friends you on facebook before actually meeting you. Usually associated with upcoming freshman college students friending everyone in the college to make friends.

Ugh, you mean the early friender who is facebook friends with our whole grade and no one is actually friends with?

by StonehillSkyhawk July 12, 2010

Demontears/ Funky Fender55

Owner of the 404 hub

He has porn and his slots are always full! :angry:

by Not santa November 7, 2003

fender

1) One of the shittiest and over-hyped guitar companies in the world.

2) In addition to #1, they suck.

Jerry: "Craig, I just bought my fagbaby a Fender!"
Craig: "Nice job, dickwad, now he's going to be just as gay as you."
Jerry: "WHAT?! What do you think I should have bought for him?"
Craig: "A Rickenbacker."

by TehMonny May 29, 2007

Frederike

Sexy German girl.. curly hair blue astoning eyes.. crazy and wild... Best girl to be with when you need a hand.. A frederike is happy everyday and a smile can lighten anyone around her.

That girl is soo hawwttt!! she is a frederike!!

by Regobo October 24, 2010

Frederic

Another meaning for weirdo

That guy is doing something behind those bushes, he's a frederic

by GDOW February 19, 2008

frederick md

Also known as "redneckville" is the most boring location in america. Often referred to as shit.

Alex: Wanna chill in frederick md?

Drew: Who the fuck wants to be in redneckville ?

by Anonjss October 13, 2013

fender bender

A sexual offender who finds ways around and/or loops within his/hers given rules.

"I wasn't within 250 ft. of the school, I was within 252 ft. of it!"
"Don't be a smartass, that is still way to close, you fender bender."

by LoversLane!@^^ July 22, 2016