april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.

Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.

by Dogeibits April 2, 2017

Fooser

One who is so bad at the game of foosball, that he actually makes others he plays with or against equally as bad. Just by looking that this person, you will go bad...for life. Some might call this person a "Total Loser", this is incorrect. He is a fooser.

Someone in the room, who's name rhymes with Karl, is a total fooser.

by steve February 6, 2003

bowlfinger cum foofer

the bowling alley slut. a man masturbates into a bowling ball and the girl, working behind the pins, sucks the cum out the ball

Bram couldn't get any action so he went to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Josh: Bram should try to felsh the foof from Danielle.

Dan: Fuck that shit yo. He gonna go to the bowlfinger cum foofer.

Bram: Boi

by theoriginalbramasarus April 15, 2009

Foamer

Foamer (n.): a person who can't communicate with anyone, without going off about how Trump is (saving/destroying) our nation, who's oppressed (or privileged) or an issue that is so f*cking important nobody should do ANYTHING until it's remedied to the foamer's satisfaction.

Here comes Bob, he's such a foamer; everything he talks about anymore is political.

by AJ1427 January 27, 2017

the girls formerly known as the nips

tgfkatn The girls who used to be called the nips, or nick's bitches. However, following Nick's overall lack of control and Hunter's "whoops told them they were nips" dialogue, they are now disbanded and known as the girls formerly known as the nips.

Also, nearly all (if not all) are bitter at Hunter. Forgive and forget, ladies.

"Nick, we should go do some archery this weekend." "With who?" "You know, that girl, the ni.... the girl formerly known as a nip."

by piro November 21, 2003

Fookers

Fookers -- After all they say in a certain line of work a honeytrap is a right of passage. What better name for Asian prostitutes than Yin Li and KiKi. After after studying the Tao you win with the Yin the Female force and Li is Confucius for social institution. Ki or Qi is an essential element for Nei Jing, QiGong, Feng Shui and Reiki. Once you take the Fooker home because you are so smart and refused to work for an agency the Fooker will suggest the Chinese Basket. After all the Chinese Basket is a sexual harness in which you get to have sex with a women while she is suspended in air.

Air is one of the five primal elements associated with intelligence.

Cross is spelt C R OSS, or See Our OSS and the OSS created the CIA, the CIA is a conundrum is it Central Intelligence Agency or is it Counter Intelligence Agency. The Air Force is a completely independent Agency and does not have to report to the others.

Fookers are closely associated with the honeytrap, and honeytraps are very closely associated to the badger game.

Fookers -- You go to bar and meet Yin Li and Kiki two hot Asian women and being a man like Eddie Murphy says all men are pigs they are low by nature you take them home. Just like Austin Powers when he me Fukmi and Fuku.

Strawberry Daifuku is a really Japanese dish. Fookers Yin Li and Kiki are actually very well educated Yin has spiritual connotations as does Li, and as does Qi or Ki. There are ways to make people learn something they do not want to learn.

by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Fooner

foo-nER
The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.

Dood, I have such a raging fooner!

by SentimentalGrinder429 May 31, 2016