ass flute

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

by Jon James October 24, 2007

Skin Flute

The Skin Flute is a slang term for a male Penis

Skin Flute is just another cute name for the male's penis

by Sammie Blue Eyes October 08, 2009

skin flute

penis

Dale bradley sucks at the skin flute just a little bit.

by Jessicahatesskinflutes December 11, 2008

Douche flute

A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.

Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.

by noah123321 August 25, 2016

filthy flute

when a female simultaneously licks the tip of the penis, fondles the shaft(as if playing a flute), and reaches around the guys upper thigh and plays with the testicles from the back, while the guy is on top.

when he got on top of her, she pulled a quick one and started giving him a filthy flute!

by fuck yeaa December 21, 2008

Pussy flute

Someone who caters to the vagina; a male who breaks the guy code over for a chance of getting hooked up.

Don't be a pussy flute.

by Dr.Cuckaknot March 08, 2017

Flute Player

A Flute Player is someone who plays the flute, obviously. They are usually girls, and are either preppy and loud or quiet and reserved. They almost always have a feud with the trumpets, who are very egotistical for someone within High C range.

Flute 1: OMG! Have you heard that Brad the trombonist is going out with Cindy?
Flute 2: Wait, the trumpet player?
Flute 1: Yeah, I know! Gross!
Trumpet: Morons. Trumpets are far superior to the childish flute player.

by FluteIsBetterThanTrumpet September 25, 2019