Florida abortion:
Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar
Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar
by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018
Get the Florida Abortionmug. A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.
"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"
"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"
by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020
Get the Florida Poolmug. Holiday Florida is a run down city between Tampa and new port richey. It has so many crack heads and meth heads. If you walk down the streets all you see is empty bottles of liquor and drugs on the ground.
Look Holiday, Florida it's so trashy!
Oh wow I would hate to live there.
Mee too lol
Look at the crack heads
Oh wow I would hate to live there.
Mee too lol
Look at the crack heads
by Dillweed78 July 2, 2018
Get the Holiday, Floridamug. by 🅱️ablo March 27, 2021
Get the florida adderallmug. a tiny town only known for the rockefeller christmas tree in 2019. it has too many nail salons, pizza places, but only one ice cream and coffee place. all of the sane people in the world must believe it's either florida or new york, but welcome to reality kids! here's the tiny town only put on a map because of a tree.
by thatswhatshesaid2023 November 30, 2019
Get the florida nymug. Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.
In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.
by Fasters July 20, 2023
Get the Florida Mathmug. I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her
by TokenIranian June 6, 2015
Get the florida peachmug.