flobberage

Loss of merchandise in a company via employee theft.

The Wal-Mart employee committed flobberage by stealing a TV that was in storage.

by Eerf Nivag August 6, 2012

flobelly

Slightly more curvature on the body than wanted. Gives moves like jagger a run for its money. Wobbly bits.

Love handles, kankles, thunder thighs. Flobelly bits

by You lucky guys October 23, 2013

Flobastrious

This word is an adjective to describe somebody who is extremely cool for instance "ALEXANDER IS VERY FOOBASTRIOUS" This word is to be used responsibly.

OMG JACOB IS SO FLOBASTRIOUS! He is just so darn cool.

by infernotheking May 20, 2015

Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

flobit

(N) A flobit is a 3 inch tall man or woman like creature that lives underground and monuveres through tunnels that they construct with their fast moving arms. They live alone and if not their with two to three other flobits in one area. They eat anything but Man-Made products.

Hey Bob
Yeah Fred
Theres a Flobit stealing our tomatoes
So kill it then
All right well wheres the shovel

by MR.M055 January 26, 2016

flirby mcgirgin

A hobo or lumberjack who can sing like a pop star

Omg, look it's a flirby mcgirgin! I'm your biggest fan.

by Awesomeness time March 20, 2016

flobberglobbin

The proper English term for a napkin holder.

Dude get me a napkin out of that flobberglobbin.

by CoughCoughBananas May 3, 2016