florbis

When you are listening Frank Ocean and having a orgasam on the POOP deck on your billion dollar yacht in the middle of a massive alien orgy, when the alien mother ship comes and drops off nitroglycerin explosives. Then detonates the nitroglycerin explosives killing you and all the aliens you were in the orgy with and the rest of the universe, resetting reality and then you are back in the alien orgy.

Tod: Hey bob, do you want to go florbis this weekend?
Bob: Sure, but where we going to find the aliens? *in retarded voice*
(Bob is retarded)

by AmongUsFortniteBallAllinURface December 15, 2021

florbis Greenwell

a wacky yellow guy that appears in many humorous comics featuring him. he is also yellow.

Terence number one: "hey wanna read the weekly florbis Greenwell comic?"

Bob: "heck yes bro, I thoroughly enjoyed it!"
(Bob is highly intelligent, Terence number one is not, and don't even get me started on Terence number two)

by doodoomegadeedeefard6967 November 17, 2025

Florkish

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.

Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...

by spiritual lyrical miracle March 13, 2022

Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."

St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant

by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010

forbis

a unit of measurement that gained popularity in 2019; it is consider to be roughly two minutes

Jacob: So how was Luke?
Emma: It sucked. He only lasted a forbis.

by Speeedy June 8, 2019

floris

A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!

Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!

by themanthatknows February 16, 2008

Florist

Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.

...Not that kind of florist

by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010