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When you are listening Frank Ocean and having a orgasam on the POOP deck on your billion dollar yacht in the middle of a massive alien orgy, when the alien mother ship comes and drops off nitroglycerin explosives. Then detonates the nitroglycerin explosives killing you and all the aliens you were in the orgy with and the rest of the universe, resetting reality and then you are back in the alien orgy.
Tod: Hey bob, do you want to go florbis this weekend?
Bob: Sure, but where we going to find the aliens? *in retarded voice*
(Bob is retarded)

florbis Greenwell

a wacky yellow guy that appears in many humorous comics featuring him. he is also yellow.
Terence number one: "hey wanna read the weekly florbis Greenwell comic?"

Bob: "heck yes bro, I thoroughly enjoyed it!"
(Bob is highly intelligent, Terence number one is not, and don't even get me started on Terence number two)
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Florkish 

An adjective for when you need to describe something as heavenly or other-worldly beautiful.
Person 1: Yo, this girl I just met is so fucking florkish
Person 2: Chill bro, she cant be THAT awesome...
Person 1: Trust me bro she is thats why im putting this word on urban dictionary for her...

Florissant

The last bastion of civilization in NoCo. A victim of white flight, and cautionary reminder to keep up your credit score. Florissant is a diverse neighborhood, full of black people that feel they are finally moving up and white people that are too poor to move away from them.
For people living in St Charles, Flo Mo is the hood. For the tough-ass people of Florissant, the REAL hood is the unincorporated areas surrounding Florissant that have fewer housing restrictions, lower standards, and taller grass. The unwashed masses in unincorporated WISH they lived in Florissant. "I live in Florissant, at 367 and Parker." "That ain't Florissant, dumbass." "I have a Flo Mo zip code!" "That don't mean shit. Those are county cops busting your keggers, bitch."
St Louis NoCo Flo Mo Florissant
Florissant by oldestgenxer December 10, 2010
a unit of measurement that gained popularity in 2019; it is consider to be roughly two minutes
Jacob: So how was Luke?
Emma: It sucked. He only lasted a forbis.
forbis by Speeedy June 8, 2019
A man that is very kind, super cool, and fun loving. All girls in his area or school have liked him, and probably had a go at him. Floris is a very picky man, but when hes got the right girl, he goes to the max. He usually doesn't go crazy with a girl with his friends there, but when they are alone, OOO YEEE. Girls love him for his looks, and his body. He is amazing at sports, and the best in bed. ''floris'' is also a term used when a girl has an amazing orgy. Floris knows what he's doing, and nothing is ever as good when Floris isn't there!!
Peter:Dude last nights party sucked
Drake:ye i know dude, if only floris was there
Peter:ye the party wud have rocked!!

Girl:You want a Floris?
Girl2: ye def!!
Girl:den go to bed with Drake, he can floris you nonstop!
floris by themanthatknows February 16, 2008
Someone who deals marijuana. Marijuana is a plant, and therefore one who buys this plant would not go to a "drug dealer" but rather a florist.
...Not that kind of florist
Florist by SamAndTJ August 7, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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