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Flight of the Phoenix

An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
Mike holds the record for the Flight of the Phoenix...a record breaking 20 seconds!
by Mikiedice May 23, 2013
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Flight cringe

Flight cringe : when you are so scared to fly you grab the seat and hold on for dear life
Gal:Hey do you get flight cringe?

Guy: yea I'm so scared of flying !
by Bluezee15 July 10, 2016
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Flight to Hayward

When you have sex with a girl and cum inside of her and she queefs the cum into a cup and drinks it.
Last night my girl and I did a flight to Hayward.
by Docgirth March 12, 2017
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flight bouncer

kind of like flight attendant, but with 250% chance of beating you up.
person 1 : What are you going to do? re-accommodate me?
person 2 :dude stfu it's flight bouncer.
by bazzila April 24, 2017
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flightsimmer

A person who flies virtual aircraft as a hobby, and studies aircraft in such detail that they would be able to fly it in real life.
This person also gets mocked by his friends because they think it's a useless hobby, and they don't know the realism and difficulty involved with this hobby.
He is a flightsimmer, he can fly the Boeing 747 in a flight simulator!
She spends her time studying and flying aircraft in a simulator, she's a flightsimmer!
by Dribbler33 November 4, 2017
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Flightgasm

Intense feelings of pleasure resulting from a plane taking off after lengthy takeoff delays.
“After sitting on the plane for a three hour delay, John has a flightgasm as the plane achieved liftoff.”
by SalvyZ January 24, 2019
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flight fight

A battle between two opposing aircrafts.
WWII had many flight fights.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
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