Flexing

The act of being better than everyone else for a certain period of time. Can only take place on specific days according to ones work schedule. You are not allowed to flex on anything shorter than a 3 day. If it's a 3 day or longer you can flex but not on the first or last day the first day is to warm up the flex and the last is to cool down after flexing on everyone.

Bro I'm not trying to flex on this two day.

Flexing is secured

It's the middle of a three day, flexing unsecured.

by Aka the original telescope June 30, 2019

Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.

"That's the joke, Fleming."

by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008

flexing dominance

To intimidate a rival bro passive aggressively by commenting on an Instagram picture.

I was flexing dominance at someone... Someone named Steven.

by Pauleeeee June 21, 2016

flexing ice

Flexing- Showing off

Ice- expensive jewelry (usually gold or diamonds)
Flexing ice- showing off expensive jewelry

Look at that fool Tim flexing ice over there even though he's broke.

by xans for the stress June 5, 2017

flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv May 17, 2018

Flexinility

Descriptor for an elderly person who is adept at Yoga.
Alternatively someone who claims great mental flexibility as they are constantly forgetting things.

He was astounded at his great grandmother's flexinility after her nursing home Yoga class.

by Aceyducey September 25, 2018

flexing and flashing

acting out & or showing things in a continuous reckless matter without an effect

hey Walter is over there with his gun! don’t worry he’s not gonna do anything he’s just flexing and flashing

by countinbis March 15, 2020