flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

fargoing

Female masterbation while using the toilet.

The lady in the stall next to me was Fargoing herself while taking a shit.

by Big Wheels September 20, 2016

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

Flegging

Fleece lined leggings.

Friend: it’s cold in here.

Other friend: I’m not cold, I’m wearing fleggings.

by Statler7 October 17, 2017

Flarping

The act of Fapping while Larping

Look at Crusher! We caught him Flarping behind that tree!!

by Drewk005 November 7, 2019