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Fived

To offer an explanation especially in a legal context
1) She fived the reason for coming late. 2) The judge didn’t accept the excusehe defendant fived.
by Reb Meir August 5, 2018
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m-fitzed

to ask questions to the point where it is not necessary to continue asking.
"I m-fitzed your day by bugging you and asking you 5 different questions in three different ways, and when I got the original answer for a 6th time, which was the right answer, I continued to ask even more questions in different ways that don't help anything."
by _bwj0n3s_ April 22, 2009
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High fived the tree

naw we just hung out and high fived the tree
by MArijuana follower July 5, 2010
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Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.
Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"
by vinroy7 May 29, 2016
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Alaskan Firedragon

There are many different ways to complete the firedragon, usually involving either hot sauce, fire, or cum pouring out a person’s nose.

The most popular forms incLUBE… I mean include:

1. Ejaculating into one’s moth, then holding their mouth shut while you tickle them so that the seman shoots out of their nose, resembling the white snowy fire of a firedragon in Alaska.

2. Pouring hot sauce down one’s vagina, with your genitals in their mouth, causing them to unleash a powerful dragon-like roar, causing the seman in their mouth to launch all over the place.
1. I gave Cindy an Alaskan firedragon last night, her nose is bleeding now.

2. When Rebecca was giving me a good ol’ blowjob last night, she didn’t expect me to pour hot sauce down her vagina, she then slapped me for giving her the Alaskan firedragon without telling her.
by NOT Nikolas I PROMISE March 24, 2022
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Your Fired !

Two of the most dreaded words in the English language. You have lost your job.

Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes fear and trepidation into the hearts of working men an women everywhere. So disturbing is the effect that its emotional impact is on a par with other life changing phrases such as: "I'm pregnant","I'm gay" and "Tax Audit".

"Your fired!" has fallen into disuse as of late to be replaced euphemistic expressions , non confrontational methods and often, pure deception:

...sadly,your position has been eliminated...
...the uncertain economy has dictated that we reduce manpower costs...
...as a result , your services will no longer be required....
...due to our recent corporate restructuring plan we are reducing our manpower...
...meet my son David. He will be following you around for the next couple of weeks to learn the business...

On the other hand, "Your fired!" can be a good thing. If your working for a suck ass, loser company, appearing on the endless stream of "The Apprentice" knock offs or simply fed up at work, Your Fired can be a liberating experience.
Bush: Brownie, Your Fired !
Brownie: Yesss!

Mr Spacely: Jetson! Your Fired !
George Jetson: But Mr Spacely...

Donald Trump: Gary, Your Fired !
Gary Coleman: Damn...back to being a security guard.
by BeenThere-DoneThat May 12, 2009
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Fired Up

To get severely intoxicated.

To be intoxicated and have lots of fun.
Lets get fired up tonight!

I'm not too fired up right now, lets get some drinks and hit the dance floor.
by g_slice December 21, 2004
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