fiancéson

Definition of 'fiancéson or fiancéeson'

(noun) in the sense of a son to one's husband- or wife-to-be intended by a previous relationship.

(noun) stepson-to-be

I introduced my fiancée’s son to my colleagues as my fiancéson.

by olney1eddie June 20, 2023

Math Finance

A science subject that manufactures mathemagicians, mathematragicians, or mathemblers.

i.e: Aaron: Think before you bet, Eric!

Eric: trust me partner, I am a professional Mathembler.

Aaron: like STD?

Eric: You wish! It stands for "Mathematical Gambler".

Aaron: See you in Math Finance class.

by cod1008 November 19, 2010

Chick-Filangbang

Imagine, the perfect sandwich, crafted with the finest Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich and a 5 guys burger. The sheer sight of such a burger could make grown men weep. If it were let into the wrong hands, it could lead to the end of mankind...

Brendan: Hey, let's all get a Chick-Filangbang!!!

Everyone else: Holy titfuck yes!!!

by TheBaconChef October 24, 2012

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Objective Finance

Probably the best thing to ever happen to Mankind.

Aiden saw the guaranteed benefit of Objective finance.

by TheZestyPepperoni February 10, 2021

Fiange'

A term used to classify dudes when they get engaged to other dudes. Used really only in Massacusetts where gay marriage is legal.

"Hey guess what? Billy proposed to me today!"
"Ok...um...that's pretty awesome, I think, Carl. So I guess he's your fiange' now."

by Frank Ramirez April 16, 2007

My Fiance

1.A word Co-workers go around and repeat every hour on the hour until they become. "my ex-fiance" It's often used as a way to bragabout something no one else cares about.

2.A filler word used when one can't remember their fiance's actual name.

1.Co-worker 1: Today My fiance and I are making a scrapbook! We are so in love! After that my...etc etc etc
Co-worker 2: *does not care*
2. I'm _____, and this is "My Fiance."

by foofusisilala February 16, 2009