fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

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fapadox

when you be sad cuz you fapped, so you fap again to be happy

those fapadoxes are making me thirsty

by i_saw_sasquatch March 24, 2021

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Turning fapanese

When you make a dumb face while masturbating, usually involuntarily.

My grandma walked into the bathroom and saw me turning fapanese. I think she liked it.

by CWB71 February 4, 2016

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Chicken Fapper

Someone who commits the act of masturbation against chickens.

The chicken fapper ran off into the woods.

by Champstarbaby August 30, 2016

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International fanpage day

It’s where if you see a fanpage on your fyp, you have to like, comment, copylink and follow or you have bad luck until next years international fanpage day (November 21)

“Imagine being a FANPAGE!”
“Hey, it’s international fanpage day!”
“Omg I’m so sorry! I liked, commented, copylinked and followed!”

by A random fanpage lol January 12, 2021

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