False alart 

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

False alart by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

False Hope 

Obama's entire campaign.

McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass

False Hope by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

False friend

When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.

False friend!!!!

False friend by M.M.Ridiculous March 17, 2011

false advertising 

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

false advertising by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007

False Hype

When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.

Im running on False Hype this week.

No false hype!

False Hype by falsehyper July 31, 2018

False Flag

A fake boner created by tightening a belt too tightly and having your pants zipper go up, giving the impression of a boner.

My girlfriend slapped me when I was looking at another women and got a False Flag.

False Flag by Gregorovich Bumfunder September 5, 2009

False Stat Guy 

one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fictitious) source of origination.

anyone who is NOT Chuck Norris.

Mr. Miyagi always told Daniel-san that Ford Mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by Seventeen magazine. Daniel-san called Mr. Miyagi a False Stat Guy since badass Bobby (from the Cobra Kai dojo) drives the automatic V8 GT model.

False Stat Guy by Liam Neeson (of the movie Willow) May 30, 2007