Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

by Tori-Nado July 11, 2021

brat face

a term of endearment used twords the people in your life that you love that just seem to drive you a little batty every now and then.

"you're such a brat face sometimes."

by Julia Ashley March 25, 2008

timbo in the face

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.

remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!

by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009

Wat up wit it vanilla face?

a greeting, usually to a white female homie; however can also be shortened to "wat up wit it?" to include all your homies.

Girl: Hey chris!
Chris: Wat up wit it vanilla face?

by 5izzlinhot49 October 28, 2010

Guido Kissy Face

A hallmark of Guido culture. It is the act of making a "kissy face" whenever a camera is nearby, annoying the hell out the picture taker, unless he or she subscribes to Guidoism and approves of such weird facial behavior.

This skill is inherent in the Guido genes, and thought by some to be an involuntary reaction to the sight of a camera. Typically it is accompanied by some hand gesture known only within the Guido culture.

For examples and images, I would direct you to the website hotchickswithdouchebags.com for a more comprehensive list of images.

"Oh my God, Mike is making that damn Guido Kissy Face again! He is ruining all of my pictures!"

by Mang Now! January 27, 2010