Stealth Evacuation

The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.

Ugh, I'm hungover as hell today... Time for a stealth evacuation and a quick nap on the can.

by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015

peer evaluation

What happens when the teacher is too lazy to check your submissions, so instead your classmates have to do it for you. Usually done during English classes, especially during drafts.

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: Everyone, once you are finished with your first drafts, give them to a buddy for peer evaluation!

Student: Why don't you do it yourself?

Arrogant, Annoying, Over-condescending English Teacher: This is for your own good, so that you guys can help each other and give suggestions

Student: Aren't you just lazy? Why you always lyinnnnn

by fuckenglishdepartment March 9, 2016

premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016

Premature evacuation

When fans leave the stadium before the end of a game when their team is losing. Particularly bad form if it's a kids' game.

Dude, you can't leave before it's over; that's, like, premature evacuation!

by GigiPDX December 6, 2016