Epic Fail

to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided

1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars

by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009

Epic Meal Time

What MEN/Canadians call cooking.

He is manly enough to attempt to cook like epic meal time

by APU and the STOOGE November 16, 2011

epic failfest

one who fantasizes about having sex with inanimate objects while masturbating to nugget porn via webcam

Bradley Maxson: Dude I was so epic failfest last night.

Clayton: I wish I was there dude, musta been epic

by Ur Pastor March 31, 2009

Le Epic

A dead 2009 meme that most likely will never be risen from its meme grave again

my friend got the le epic game the sims 3 and le other le epic game COD modern warfare to w/ le epic Minecraft

by ChilliadiStudiosYT September 8, 2018

epic

Being unusually large, powerful or wonderful. On a grander scale than the modified word would otherwise imply.

Popular synonyms: Massive, Huge, Incredible, Awesome

"Sasha just gave me an epic blowjob"

by Ookpik July 16, 2008

Epic Fail

An annoying as all fuck "internet meme" or trend used by people who aren't innovative enough to come up with an appropriate term, expression, watch too much Attack of The Show, or spend over 8 hours behind a computer.

Boy 1: Did you see that airplane take off and crash?! Dude, "EPIC FAIL"!

Boy 2: Epic----what?

Boy 1: You don't know what "Epic Fail" means, bro?

Boy 2: Being that the word "fail" isn't an adjective, I do now.

by Zeye May 5, 2009

Epic fail

A failure so large and obvious it has to have its own catagory.

Guy 1: Dude, I just missed an A on my test by 1 point.
Guy 2: Which one did you miss?
Guy 1: I spelled my name wrong.
Guy 2: *shakes head* Epic Fail

by RevolverMonroe December 8, 2009