Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")

Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022

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Elvis

the best boyfriend in the world, he makes you feel like you're a queen and you deserve the world. Even as a long distance boyfriend, he always calls you and will stay up for you at night since he's halfway across the world from you. He's the definition of perfection in a man, he knows how to treat a woman with respect and he will ignore any other person just for you (I'm talking about my boyfriend)

Girl: You're so lucky to have Elvis as a boyfriend!!
Samia (me): I know and I'm so grateful for him

by your_nigga. April 30, 2024

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The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

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Elvi

She is a beautiful and sweet girl who Never stop laughing. She is a little bit shy but a big sunshine....she loves Fantasy and Elf’s who live in the forest. She sometimes go outside with friends or her family.....she is an angel who make you live happier!!!!!!

Person 1-Is this Elvi?
Person 2-OMG, she is it!!!!
Person 1-she is so shy, but so sweet.

by ShiningGirl June 14, 2020

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