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Duchenitiative

Act of unknowingly taking initiative to be a full blown duchebag while thinking you are actually doing the right thing...
Thank you for doing the dishes, but that wasn't a dishwasher it was the trash compactor, way to show some duchenitiative...
by Norino1979 July 28, 2018
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Ducheng

hot asian name that will du the your cheng
Ducheng will du your cheng
by ilovebigblackpudding October 3, 2022
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Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

A Devastating X-linked illness (mostly affects boys) caused by a mutation in the DMD gene which produces a protein called Dystrophin which maintains a strong and healthy muscle and prevents muscle injuries. Due to those with Duchenne not being able to produce Dystrophin, their muscles weaken overtime and their heart muscle with become so weak that their heart will just give out. Symptoms become apparent when the child is a baby as they will exhibit signs of delayed motor skills such as crawling later than other boys or walking later than other boys. When they do begin to walk, their gait will be abnormal and will tip-toe rather than put their heels to the ground when walking. As they get older, they will need a wheelchair because their legs will become so weak that they can no longer walk, this normally happens at the age of 12. Due to improvements in treatment for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy in recent years, more people are living beyond 20 which was a rare occurrence 20 years ago, now the average age of death is 27.
It is so Devastating to see a loved one fade away as a result of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy
by UltimateDoge March 26, 2023
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Duchenne Smile

Genuine smile that reaches your eyes, making the corners wrinkle up
You rizzed her, look at that Duchenne Smile on her face
by JerkyTarts September 13, 2024
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Mark Duchene

Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.
I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
by Supergay101 October 12, 2018
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Mark Duchene

Perfect imperfect. Yes, this guy will refuse to put in any effort first but, if you among to get anywhere near close to one, boy you are special. One of a kind, kind of guy. Never there when you need him, yet worth sticking around for. Always cancelling on you but, making it up each time. He may not be the smartest when it comes to common sense but, boy can he learn things and work hard. be careful with this guy, if you get too close it could take years to finally adjust without him. But he is surely worth it. Owning the biggest smile in the world. Yes, a little hard to get emotions out of and a bit oblivious. Take care of him, if you are one of the lucky best friends to a Mark Duchene.
I am so annoyed and can't decide what to do about this really close friend of mine.
Ohhhh ya, sounds like a Mark Duchene to me, I have had one of those.
by Supergay101 October 12, 2018
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douchenatch

A combination of the words douche and biznatch.
John Donne is a douchenatch.
by Henry VonDouche March 12, 2004
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