Jared Dela Cruz

To be the stupidest, dumbest, and the most desperate piece of shit

"Bro you're actin like a Jared Dela Cruz

by JaredisGayAf January 4, 2017

doing a Delaney.

A phrase to use when someone is being pathetically possesive about a joke they MAY or MAY NOT have made first.

Which in turn renders then an unfunny twat thus turning the joke upon themselves.

Man A: " Oi, that's my joke! I said it first!"

man B: "Prove it, you muppet"

Man A: " I'll do more than that, I'll copyright it, so ner ner ne ner ner"

Man B (shaking head at anally retentive man a :"Twats "doing a Delaney." again"

by Becsnicetits October 5, 2009

delaney

to shart in a crew boat in the middle of the piece. Usually makes it harder to breath for other rowers. This can cause unwanted results for the fellow rowers, and the boat as a whole.

Jermey:"Dude, ben just pulled a delaney."
Josh(in response to Jermey):"OH MY JESUS,I can't breath, help, I can't pull!"

by Aharding96 October 25, 2010

Delamere

A raving homosexual. Enjoys experimentation with female sex toys and sanitary products whilst being filmed by himself or gay lover (Anderson).

What the hell ya'll, what is that G doing with that tampon......he is such a Delamere!!!!

by Canadarulesyay March 5, 2009

Delaney Hart

To give the devil a blowjob

She gave a total delaney hart last night

by john youngman July 24, 2010

delahna

beautiful amazing delicious girl. who is also very sexy;)

Delahna= if she were a booger, I would pick her

by delahnaes November 2, 2013

delaney

oml delaneys are crazy... they over think over love over trust and over hurt. they take offense to alot but they cant show it they want to show the real them but they cant without feeling insecure they love to do music and they love having a good ideas and love making people laugh

oh your name is delaney? sweet good luck in life

by music247 January 21, 2020