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Afro-Drafting

The fine art of speeding behind a carload of black people on the interstate. Because what cop is going to pull my white ass over in this situation?
I was on the interstate in a hurry to get to work. I got behind this speeding caddy full of pube heads and was totally Afro-Drafting them. Let's just say I made it to work on time and Uncle Tom and Aunt Jemima are getting a "routine" cavity search...
by BV 45 August 2, 2010
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daffy

Absolutely and completely nuts. Crazy. Mentally ruined or imbalanced. Coined by South Park in 2004,
Whoah, that dude has lost it, that fucker’s completely daffy man!
by schweinsberg April 14, 2005
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daffa

Munter rhyming slang for the drug ecstacy. Daffadill - pill
I gotta go pick up some daffas so we can get wasted
by Magic E January 25, 2003
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GFCW Daffney

The scream Queen, aka one of the best GFCW "Stars" EVER.
Daffney pwns all dude...seriously!!!
by Lt_Shaft April 28, 2005
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Laffy Daffy

A phrase used to describe marijuana that makes you laugh uncontrollably for no reason.
Person A- Laughing uncontrollably.
Person B- Its that Laffy Daffy shit, son!
by Ripper34 December 20, 2008
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Drawf

A failed attempt to spell Dwarf.
Daniel: "So the Mjölnir was crafted by a drawf?"

Me: "You mean dwarf?"

Daniel: " ...fuck, yes."
by NagaJagung January 8, 2020
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Weed Draft

When you pick up for both yourself and your roommate and have to split the supply evenly but don't have a scale, the two roommates will engage in a "weed draft" to decide who gets which nugs. The rules of the draft are as follows:

1. It must be administered by a neutral party.
2. The two draftees flip a coin to decide who gets to pick first.

3. The first person selects a nug and the second person selects what they believe most equal to that nug size. If no nug is the same size, they may select two or more nugs if they are deemed equal in size by the moderator.
4. The players take turns picking the first nug each round.

5. When the pile dwindles to just 4 or 5 nugs, the remaining weed must be split evenly as a collective to guarentee fair play. Rocks paper scissors then decides who gets to pick first from the final split.

6. Ideally, once the piles have been distributed, another third party, absent during the draft, will come to judge whether or not the piles are evenly distributed.
7. Smoke.
Jack went to pick up for himself and Jill at the well. Upon returning, the two needed to split their weed order in half but did not have a scale. Thus, to evenly distribute the weed, Jack and Jill engaged in a weed draft.
by weed fan December 19, 2012
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